Santa Ain't Comin' Here

by Seibold the Terrible

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Steve Saunders Christmas is a time of happiness and joy and family and shit like that. And that's nice. This track embodies all of these things and more. So, gather your biological progeny and chosen life-shell mates around and be prepared for a truly inspiring carol you won't soon forget.
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I decided to make my own damn Christmas music.


Baby it's so cold out there - I'll bet we could see our breath - where lovers grind beneath the mistletoe. The Christmas tree is just least we can molest in LED's that cast a cold blue glow. Santa ain't comin' here tonight - would you? Bells ring in the distance and battle sirens and pleas for a stranger's guilty dollar to hit the liquor store. The shopping cart is full - the drones are raining fire and a fat man dressed in red to keep us preaching to the choir. Santa ain't comin' here tonight - would you? Each snowflake a melted dream that fills an ocean of tears - so no merry Christmas - it's just another year.


released December 11, 2014
Written and performed by Steven Seibold. Thank you Rachel for loaning me the sleigh bells.



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